longjohnslivers

There are great times. There are wretched times. But, at the end of it all, I believe that "the heart of life is good." I love to talk about life and insightful stuff. Message me and we'll talk.
xtwerkaholicsx:

catbountry:

awkwardlara:

Just a reminder that this guy was also running for president.

Vermin Supreme 2016

he also wanted to give a free pony to everyone, and have a pony based economy.
#Supreme2016

xtwerkaholicsx:

catbountry:

awkwardlara:

Just a reminder that this guy was also running for president.

Vermin Supreme 2016

he also wanted to give a free pony to everyone, and have a pony based economy.

#Supreme2016

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no matter how close i think i am with someone there’s always someone before me like i’m literally never someone’s first option 

(Source: nightofamelody, via gregsexy)

1612th:

radiohead | creep

(Source: amour-the-mind, via instagrampa)

8 months ago - 967

locustbrain2000:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti

(Source: dysphoriadaughter, via blackmormon)

fredweasley:

fredweasley:

totally aced my pregnancy test this morning

WAIT THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEAN T OMG

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baysidebayleef:

we were getting ready to take a test in chemistry but our teacher was apologizing to us and i didn’t really understand until he handed out the answer sheet and it was this

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